Women's Vintage Watches

Are you Mr. T? - RIDICULOUS BLINGTASTIC Unisex 1980s Multi Chain Gold Bracelet Watch - Heavy, Flashy, and NOT subtle in any way


$177.00

Shipping to United States: Free
  • Details
    If you're NOT currently Mr. T, don't worry. You WILL be, the moment you put on this over the top, heavy, blingtastic-to-the-max Giordano multi chain cuff gold bracelet watch. It will ACTUALLY TURN YOU INTO MR. T. (I think.)

    This mountain of glimmering gold-tone alloy is pretty crazy heavy. It's like wearing a bracelet made from boulders. And the boulders are actually made up of lead anvils. And the anvils are actually made out of 1990s computer monitors, or whatever else is the heaviest thing that exists.

    It's a good unisex size, and works for wrists of any gender—up to a max 7.3" (18.5cm) around. Get out your measuring tape. On smaller wrists it will fit loosely and hang at your hand when your arm is down, like a big, jangly bracelet.

    Is your wrist bigger than 7.3"? No problem. GET A NEW WRIST.

    In addition to being TOTALLY AWESOME, this watch also tells time. Really, it does. It has an oval shaped, gold-tone battery-powered quartz watch among that forest of gleaming gold. The simple, minimalist black dial is soothing when you're blinded from all the goldness. (Is goldness a word?)

    BEST FEATURE: You can actually take off the watch and attach any other watch with a standard 18mm lug width. (That's basically 95% of all watches ever made.)

    Watches are all about one thing: how it makes you feel. For creative individualists, a watch is a powerful tool that amplifies the expression of your individuality. If you're ready for some SERIOUSLY AMPLIFIED self-expression, this is the watch for you.

    • 1980s unisex Giordano multi-chain bracelet watch
    • Heavy, shiny gold-tone base metal (alloy) case and bracelet
    • Bracelet is 2.5" (63.5cm) wide
    • Minimalist black dial and gold-tone hands
    • Gold-tone oval case is 1.5" (38mm) wide and 1.8" (45mm) tall
    • 1.7" (43mm) tall including the lugs
    • 1.5" (39mm) wide including the crown
    • Fits wrists up to maximum 7.3" (18.5cm) circumference
    • Fully mechanically restored quartz movement | includes new battery
    • 6 month warranty for the mechanical workings (damage from water and impact not included)

    ⌚ OPERATION ⌚

    It uses a 377 watch battery. I just installed a new one. Be prepared and add an extra battery or two at checkout.

    🛠 WARRANTY 🛠

    I offer you a 6 month warranty on the internal mechanical movement. Contact me if anything isn't working as expected. (NOTE: The 100% warranty doesn't include cosmetic wear or damage from impact or water. But, I will fix those issues at a discount for you!)

    I appraise, repair, and buy vintage watches. Message me for more information.

    📬 SHIPPING 📬

    To protect your investment, all watches are sent with SIGNATURE REQUIRED. Keep this in mind when entering your address.

    🎁 GIFT WRAPPING AVAILABLE 🎁

    I do some SEXY gift wrapping! You'll get a hand-written card made out to the recipient, written in fountain pen. The watch will be padded with decorative tissue paper, enclosed in a gift box, and tied up with red satin ribbon, as seen in the photos. That will all be wrapped in my custom crimson red bubble wrap (oh yes I did get custom bubble wrap). That gets tied with a ribbon as well, because dealing with packing tape is NOT classy. That gets put into a bright, decorative padded mailer (probably teal with pink flamingos) and sealed.

    I can either send that directly to the recipient, or send it to you. If I send it to you, I will put the whole thing into yet ANOTHER padded mailer, so you can address the package inside before you gift it.

    Choose gift wrapping at checkout and make sure to message me with details!

    ❤️ Check out my cool custom watches! ❤️

    https://bit.ly/2Gc2yKs

    💡 Did you know?💡

    I appraise, repair, and buy vintage watches. Message me for more information.
  • Shipping & Policies

    Shipping from United States

    Processing time

    1-4 business days

    Customs and import taxes

    Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

    Payment Options

    Secure options
    • Accepts Etsy gift cards

    Returns & Exchanges

    I gladly accept returns and exchanges

    Just contact me within: 7 days of delivery

    Ship items back to me within: 14 days of delivery

    I don't accept cancellations

    But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

    The following items can't be returned or exchanged

    Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

    • Custom or personalized orders
    • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
    • Digital downloads
    • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
    • Items on sale

    Conditions of return

    Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

    Privacy policy

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    Frequently Asked Questions

    Will my package require a signature?

    Yes. A signature is required for all shipments. That way you can rest assured that your items will arrive safely. Make sure to use a shipping address where someone can sign for your package, otherwise you'll have to go to the post office to collect it.

    What shipping method do you use?

    Items with free shipping are sent by USPS First Class with insurance and signature required.
    International orders ship via USPS Priority.
    Upgraded shipping is USPS Priority Express mail with insurance and signature required.

    Can I upgrade to faster shipping?

    Yes! Upgraded shipping is via USPS Priority Express Mail with insurance and signature required. It usually takes 1-2 days within the continental USA.

    Can I get a different colored watchband?

    I have watchbands in many different styles, colors and materials. If you love the watch but want a different color band, send me a message. I'll see if I have the color you want in my inventory. If I don't, you can swap out the band for any strap you'd like by buying one online or taking it to your local jeweler or watch repair store.

    Does my watch need a battery?

    It depends on the watch.

    1) Mechanical (hand-winding): These watches use a spring and gears to run. There is no battery. You must wind the watch once daily for it to keep running. Most of my watches are this kind.

    2) Mechanical (automatic/kinetic): These use a spring and gears as well as a swinging pendulum that rotates as you move throughout the day. It winds itself. You don't need a battery and you don't need to wind it.

    3) Quartz: These use batteries. Your watch will include a brand new battery. They can last anywhere from six months to a few years, depending on the watch.

    I changed my mind! Can I cancel my order and get a full refund?

    We don't accept cancellations for a refund. Instead, we offer you store credit which you can use on any of our other items. This store credit is good for one year.

    Will the vintage watchband fit me?

    Use a measuring tape to measure around your wrist.

    All my detailed descriptions include the max wrist size of the bracelet. Bracelets are standardized. They're not an integral part of the watch itself. It's easy to change the band.

    Gift wrapping and packaging

    My gift wrapping is awesome. Choose the gift wrapping upgrade during checkout. Make sure to let me know the name of the person getting the gift so I can write it on the card.

    Bigger/Smaller Bracelets?

    The bracelet (aka band or strap) is usually NOT an integral part of the "watch" itself. It's normal (and somewhat expected) that you'll have a jeweler adjust the band to fit you, or replace the band with one that you can try on in person. Watchbands are standardized and available from any jeweler, watch shop, and online.